Mondrian't Crossbody Bag
mondrian walked so this bag could run through dimensions carrying your stuff.
primary colors. clean lines. grid energy. then BAM - skeleton in a hat just vibing in the composition because why not? art history class never prepared you for this but here we are.
this is for the ones who get the reference AND know that rigid modernist grids need a little memento mori to keep them honest. beauty is temporary. geometry is forever. your phone still needs somewhere to go.
adjustable strap hits different when the pattern shifts every time you look at it. inside pocket for the essentials, outside for quick access. two-way zip because we're evolved. fabric that doesn't fold under pressure - unlike everything else in late capitalism.
batch one. limited. when it's gone it's gone and we're not making promises about round two.
if you have to ask, this isn't for you. but you're not asking, are you?
the technical bits:

adjustable strap (because one size fits none)
dual pockets (inside + outside)
bidirectional zipper
doesn't disintegrate when you use it like an actual bag

art + function + that skeleton knows something ✶

• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l)
• Water-resistant and durable
• Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
• Inside and outside pockets
• Adjustable strap
• Two-way zipper
• Blank product components sourced from China